January 2011
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Issue.12
Lois is on vacation in Hawaii and since she’s an expert scuba diver, she decides to go on a little solo expedition.
“Painful moments after” she’s managed to crush her legs under a sunken ship. Lucky for her, Aquaman(!) is nearby and brings her to the only nearby doctor.
Apparently amputation was far more difficult than sewing a fish tail to a woman in 1959. And...
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Issue.11
Then we’ll have you interview a housewife, secretary, waitress…and that outta cover it. One would think the responsibilities of being a girl reporter would use up all of Lois’s girl brains, but she’s still got a bit left to attempt to learn Superman’s secret identity throughout the issue. The next day, Lois, Clark, and Jimmy manage to lock themselves in a vault....
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Issue.10
Old age - a woman’s worst nemesis. Am I right ladies?! Lucky for Lois that she knows plenty of mad scientists.
Lois needs to be told not to touch the inventions. Like a typical woman she ignores the instructions and accidentally changes herself into a child, reverse aging, Benjamin Button-style.
I can’t talk grown-up any more! Superman knows of Lois’s hijinks the entire...
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Issue.9
Lois shows up at the office to find everyone suddenly hates her. It seems the copy boy found her story which outs Clark Kent as Superman, forcing him to admit his true identity.
How could she not be impulsive? She is a girl, after all.
The issue wouldn’t be complete without a crying Lois. But fear not, loyal reader, it’s all been an elaborate hoax!
It turns out Lois is a...
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Issue.8
Time to teach Lois a lesson again. Superman decides to give her superpowers to show how annoying it is to have some snoop constantly trying to reveal her secret identity.
Lois makes for a hot Superwoman. Unfortunately for Superman, Lois continually uses her girl smarts to keep her identity hidden.
But girl smarts are nothing matched to Superman’s man smarts! Lois is finally forced to...
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Issue.7
This issue was a bit of a disappointment. There was hardly any sexism at all! Lois happens by Lana Lang in “the slums” homeless and jobless. Always the good samaritan, Lois brings Lana into her home. Kindness quickly turns into jealousy when she learns that Lana has a ring from Superman!
Apparently, Lois never had the smarts to trick a Revolutionary War reenacting Superman into...
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Issue.6
The Amazing Superman Junior Lois’s shortsighted hijinks land her in a faster-than-the-speed-of-light rocket headed towards space. Luckily Superman happens by and prevents the ship from continuing along its course, but not without teaching Lois a lesson first.
All it takes is Superman with a white beard and some help from the Boy Wonder for Lois to think years have passed while she was in...
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Issue.5
Lois is sent out to cover a story about vegetables to keep a murderer on the loose from finding her after she witnessed one of his crimes.
But when the vegetable growth rays accidentally hit Lois, they make her, well, plumper you might say. Since the antidote can’t be produced for a month, she focuses on hiding from Superman, since no one loves a fat chick.
Unfortunately it’s a...
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Issue.4
Jimmy is super-sick of Lois’s super-obsession with Superman. After attending a hypnosis demonstration, he decides to hypnotize Clark Kent into proposing to Lois. So, he splices together a few of Superman’s audio clips into a recording that repeats “You will ask Lois Lane to be your wife” to play while Clark sleeps. Recording himself saying that sentence would have been...
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Issue.3
The Man Who Was Clark Kent’s Double That’s it. This Superman thing ain’t happening, so Lois falls for a Clark Kent look-alike named Mark. You can tell how enamored she is by how she accidentally types out her first name beside his last name instead of working.
Despite Lois’s worries that Mark has a secret identity that he’s keeping…secret, she mostly concerns...
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Issue.2
Lois Lane in Hollywood A film crew comes to Metropolis to film the story of Superman. Naturally, all the staff at the Daily Planet are talented enough to play themselves in the movie. All, except for poor Lois, who is instead assigned the job of prop girl. During filming, disaster strikes as Lois hands over a prop gun with real bullets and then destroys the set in all sorts of ways.
Superman...
Issue.1
Lois overhears the Daily Planet’s romance columnist reminding a woman of the old adage that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. So Lois cooks up a scheme (cooks up! get it?!) to win Superman’s heart. She realizes that inviting Superman over for dinner several times would be too obvious, so the next logical thing to do is take a leave of absence from her job as a...
