Lois is on vacation in Hawaii and since she’s an expert scuba diver, she decides to go on a little solo expedition.
"Painful moments after" she’s managed to crush her legs under a sunken ship. Lucky for her, Aquaman(!) is nearby and brings her to the only nearby doctor.
Apparently amputation was far more difficult than sewing a fish tail to a woman in 1959. And creating ‘internal gills’ cures a collapsed lung.
How quickly the affections of a woman change when free jewelry is flashed before her eyes. I guess it wouldn’t be so terrible to be the queen of the sea.
But then along comes Superman to toy with Lois’s emotions.
Silly Lois. She nearly abandoned the world’s strongest man for a few jewels, when Superman can offer both!
Once Aquaman realizes what a spoiled bitch Lois is, he gladly hands her off to the man of steel.
Unfortunately, there’s not much the doctors at Honolulu Hospital can do for her. I suppose they don’t operate on mermaids all that often.
But wait! Superman has super reading abilities, so he quickly scans every medical book in the hospital and undergoes a rigorous verbal exams by the doctors.
Every doctor’s degree we have!
That’s right. In addition to removing fish tails, Superman is now qualified to check out that weird mole on your back.
The operation goes smoothly and all is right in Lois’s world.